13 luglio 2006

Tira fuori il Pinocchio che c'è in te


raccontaci la bugia più grande che hai raccontato… o che hai letto e ascoltato!

In occasione delle repliche dello spettacolo PINOCCHIO cammina cammina a Finale Ligure e ad Apricale raccoglieremo in un’apposita postazione (o rispondendo a questo post) gli scritti degli spettatori “Siamo tutti un po’ Pinocchio” . Divertitevi a raccontare le bugie vostre o di altri (non più di 20 righe): le più divertenti e originali saranno pubblicate sul quotidiano “La Repubblica”, la migliore sarà pubblicata anche sul catalogo della prossima stagione del Teatro della Tosse.

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La bugia più grande è la mia vita interiore.
Sempre lì chiusa dentro di me.
Sempre lì pronta ad uscire. A dare voce ai miei pensieri.
“Ma non puoi fare questo, va contro la tua coscienza! Cosa penseranno?”
Certo cosa penseranno… penseranno che sono uno stronzo.
Che mi faccio gli affari miei.
Che sono uno vinto dalla timidezza, dalla barriera che creo ogni giorno davanti me, per evitare che gli altri possano vedere la mia vita interiore.
Si! Quella grossa bugia che ha messo un naso lungo: tanto lungo da raggiungere l’infinito. Tanto presente da non ricordarsi da quanto tempo sia lì.
Eppure quella grossa bugia ha cambiato la mia vita.
Mi fa vivere una vita che non è mia.
Mi regala emozioni che non sono mie.
Mi fa percorrere strade che neanche vorrei attraversare.
È lì pronta a bruciare nello stomaco come bolo non digerito. Come pietra lavica che erutta senza trovare un cammino: genera tremori e sconvolgimenti interni.
Ed io, io la soffoco perché ho imparato a costruire quel muro. Quella grossa bugia, tanto spessa da non essere attraversata. Tanto nera, oramai, da essere invisibile alla coscienza.

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Qualcosa di nuovo stava nascendo dentro di me,mi coinvolgeva,era un sentimento esclusivo,spettacolare,dolcissimo, speciale.Allora,il tempo pareva scandito da attimi magici...questo è amore?...Così volarono gli anni,fra pensieri,follie,lacrime,sorrisi.mille volte lo vidi,gli parlai,gli stetti accanto.Gioia.Poi ancora sorrisi giovani,sinceri.Respiri leggeri e spensierati.Ecco, La vera bugia la dissi a me stessa:solo amici. E lui andò via ..ma nel mio profondo so che sarà sempre una piccola parte di me.

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Blogger staff said...

non ho mai detto bugie... questa è la bugia più grossa..
venite a leggere il ns.blog (stayinoratorio), dove parliamo anche di Pinocchio..
lo staff

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Blogger Luigi Iannello said...

Questo commento è stato eliminato da un amministratore del blog.

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Eh....la prima bugia comincia dal proprio nome..: 'Come ti chiami'? Andrea, Maria etc...è una palla! infatti nessuno si 'chiama' (nella maggior parte dei casi almeno)...lo 'chiamano' glia altri...puf! Ciao!

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